Spontaneously experiencing selective memory loss

My memory isn’t faulty; it just goes on vacation more often than I do.” — I would tell you who said that. But I forget. Check back with me later. “Tell us all about it,” was a friend’s general greeting as I walked in at church Sunday morning. Pausing momentarily, trying to come up with a crafty response, I replied. “Well, I was planning on doing just that, but unfortunately I won’t be able to…